Secrets of the City

No link.

To answer the question, though, “get something down from the top shelf.”

I pretty sure I’m better at not being a weird prick.

Grenades.

Once upon a time, I would have said that I am a better basketball player than Prince, but then I saw this and changed my mind:

Dress

nothing shows up for me in g rote’s post.

I once had an old woman tell me I was “cuter than Prince”. Victory is mine!

Me neither, Kurtis.

Here’s the video properly embedded.

Why did they take my link out?

Looks like the link was improperly coded. Fixed.

I’m better at being taller than Prince. One of the few people, who isn’t a child, that can say that about.

I’m better at spelling than Prince. It’s I would die for you.

Cat beat me to the “being taller than Prince” but I think I can pull off wearing purple better than Prince.

Oh and I know I’d be better at being “formerly known as… ” Now I just need a symbol.

I would like to assert that I am certainly better at Integral Calculus than Prince. And as my old Calculus teacher used to say, “Don’t drink and derive.” (Sorry Math Joke.)

I look better in assless chaps than prince.

OK, grote just reminded me of something that I’ve been thinking about. Aren’t all chaps assless? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure they’re all assless by default.

And, no, don’t ask me why I’ve been thinking about assless chaps.

Alie- its because I left my chaps at your house isn’t it??

Chaps are assless. But when people say “assless chaps,” they are usually referring to people who wear chaps without pants on underneath, therefore exposing their behinds.

Prince has never worn assless chaps. He has, however, worn what looks like a toreodor costume made out of leopard skin with the buttcheeks cut out.

fine, you little hairsplitters, I look better in what looks like a toreador (sp.) costume made out of leopard skin with the buttcheeks cut out.

grote, there is nothing little about the hairs on your buttcheeks.

Chaps con los pantalones perdido

This toreador costume made out of leopard skin with the buttcheeks cut out? I just want to make sure that we’re all on the same page.

That the one!

I don’t know if I want to be on the same page.

mb21, they go nicely with pumps.

I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before but when I was a tot I apparently freaked Prince out when I started crying in his presence.

I’m glad I didn’t say I made Bix cry better than Prince…

bix…perhaps you thought he was a clown.

Apparently I was running around and tried to run under a table and smacked my head.

I was probably running from Prince because I thought he was a clown.

mb21, they go nicely with pumps

The same pumps you wore on Saturday??

Mb- maaaybe…

tee hee. then my chaps definitely match…

tsk, tsk, tsk. All this talk about assless chaps, and I get yelled at for discussing the benefits of pleated pants.

Here’s the video properly embedded.

Funniest Chappelle sketch ever.

Hell, I cannot stick the official version in my comment.
Please go to http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x56ily_flairs-better-than-prince-by-jonas_music
to see a reallly goood version…..The Youtube version is truly bad, the compression is way tooo high !
As for myself, the only thing I can do better than Prince is eat frogs and talk French….
Cheerio
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