Crumpled nose mystery

submitted by Max Sparber

Jul 8 2008 — 2:00am

The Federal Aviation Administration continues to investigate a mysterious dent that suddenly showed up on a Northwest Airlines plane earlier this week.

In related news, both William Shatner and John Lithgow were dragged away screaming something about there being a man on the wing of the plane.

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11 Reader Comments

DouglasG Jul 8 2008
2:33 pm

The same thing happened to me!!!

justpbob Jul 8 2008
2:39 pm

Yes, but William Shatner always de-planes in that fashion…

justpbob Jul 8 2008
2:46 pm

Oh, nooes! Video no longer available!

Angels of the Interwebs, save me!

justpbob Jul 8 2008
3:01 pm

Thanks, grote. I could watch that again and again…

MollyP Jul 8 2008
4:14 pm

I thought this post was going to be about Michael Jackson.

riskebiz Jul 8 2008
5:19 pm

My coworker was on that flight. They hit a pelican.

matto Jul 9 2008
12:49 am

The plane rammed Wonder Woman’s invisible jet and that’s why they never saw what hit it. Look closely at the dent: it’s shaped like Lynda Carter.

sandburg Jul 9 2008
3:13 am

That’ll teach those pelicans.