Oh deer!

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So making aliens out of deers’ butts is classy?

It’s interesting that June is the #3 month for car/deer crashes, but #1 for deaths. I wonder if that has to do with a reduced sense of risk in June.

Compared to some of the “Oliver’s mom” jokes on this site, I would say “yes.”

In June, we try harder to kill the humans.

What is it with teucer’s mom?

When I was driving around Maine my biggest fear was hitting a moose because there’s no way your car is going to survive that.

Well, I wasn’t thrilled about the prospects of being hit by you, either!

Once a stepped out onto the highway in India. I spotted it before the taxi driver did. [
And what is it with teucer’s mom?

Although I’d gladly run over your little smart-alecky sidekick.

And what is it with teucer’s mom

don’t knock it ’til you knock it.


When I was driving around Maine my biggest fear was hitting a moose because there’s no way your car is going to survive that.

I’d be more worried about being hit on my Teucer’s mom. How many people are going to survive THAT?

Oh great! Why the hell do I keep making these mistakes?
Once a (cow) stepped out onto the highway in India. And there’s the [.

Bix – You could still hit a moose in northern Minnesota. Although it’s becoming less and less likely. The moose herd is not doing well.

I came upon the aftermath of a car-cow accident while driving up to Bemidji last fall. Neither the car nor the cow faired well. Never found out if anyone in the car was hurt.

huge black cow + dark rural highway = bad news

huge black cow + dark rural highway = bad news, I thought Teucer’s mom had brown fur.

No, she went Hollywood for summer. You’d know if you actually b*nged her once in a while.

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2oldfarts Jun 12 2008
5:02 pm

But Kevin if she did the “Mix a double batch and had a snatch to match”
nobody could tell for sure.
Besides isn’t it better to go there with your eyes shut, I mean because of the burn and all.