Has the whole world gone CRAZY?

21 Reader Comments

evan?

Well, shit, what else is there to do in Austin but to be naked and eat Spam.

I think you might have introduced me to a new fetish, Alie.

Just don’t fry it up when you’re in the nude, Max.

Mpls Simpleton May 27 2008
2:21 pm

Austin has quite a few Adult Lap Dance Emporiums.

I bet they somehow encorporate Hormel products into their acts, as well, Simpleton.

er, incorporate.

As Spam is tabboo on a couple counts to our moderator, I can see why Bunny is so drawn to it. As we all are to him.

I’ve been using SPAM condoms since 1997.
They’re starting to smell…

Well, I’m sure Max could find something to do with Spam besides eating it.

Ugh, I think I just grossed myself out.

Wait a second, I’m not saying it’s MY fetish.

But I’m not saying it’s not.

Of course, you could get fancy and go with these for a new fetish.

Time for an good LOL.

Closed circit to Chuck: for God’s sake, not the Wilde Roast LOL! I’ll get back to you soon on your email.

I has a nude.

Mpls Simpleton May 27 2008
3:02 pm

My friend Faith won the Spam cookoff two years ago at the State Fair.

Her recipe was for Spamsgiving Day Delight. Turkey Spam with instant mashed potatoes, cranberries and stuffing wrapped in cresent rolls.

Yum!

Mpls Simpleton May 27 2008
3:02 pm

My friend Faith won the Spam cookoff two years ago at the State Fair.

Her recipe was for Spamsgiving Day Delight. Turkey Spam with instant mashed potatoes, cranberries and stuffing wrapped in cresent rolls.

Yum!

There has been a glitch in the Matrix.

The hamsters running the tubes must be goofing off today.

I can see this becoming some sort of public access show: “Naked in Austin”.

Austin has quite a few Adult Lap Dance Emporiums.

No. No, it doesn’t. It has one, unless things have changed since I lived there, called the ‘brown derby’. I never dared set foot inside, but anecdotally it sounds like a seedier version of the 22nd avenue station or “BJ’s” off broadway.

Regarding the story itself, I was acquainted with a guy who was picked up by the cops for running around naked at 3am on new years’ on a highway a few miles from Austin. His sanity was brought into question, regardless of how much he’d had to drink… I haven’t kept in touch.