Secrets of the City

Did you really need to point out that it’s in Apple Valley?

I’m too creeped out by the headless poledancer.

I know it’s a hood, but come on, on first glance, it’s Ichabod “Not So Sleepy Hollow” Crane.

It may fit 2 or 3 people at one time, but it may not.

If there are three people on the pole, do they all have to be doing that sideways balancing maneuver in order to fit appropriately?

So it can hold up to a 200lb person, but possibly as many as three people? Three people under 200lbs? Um, call the cops?

This would have 150 comments by now on a weekday.

What a wonderful addition to the usual furnished Minnesotan basement hang out.

PwrGeek, Max pointed it out because there are no known strip bars in Apple Valley. Perhaps this will create one?!

I’d love to review that place.

I thought it was self-evident that someone who has a stripper pole in their basement lives in Apple Valley. Or Red Wing.

This dancing pole was made for home entertainment. Our friends had a great time dancing on it.

If those walls could talk…..

This pole may hold up to 200 lb person.

I hope that’s a calculation and not a discovery borne from experience.

My God. It’s the silver ninja.

Is that the Amazing Yan wrapped in tin foil??

Hey, Rat…

200 lb people get to have fun too.

Maybe one of the couple’s friends.

Husband: “Hey honey, remember after the class reunion and drunk-ass ole Tanya got on the pole?”

Wife: “She was talking about how much she liked Van Halen. I started playing Panama, on the stereo and next thing I know she’s up there taking off her clothes.”

Husband: “Tanya had to be pushing Two Bills.”

Wife: “We can use that as a selling point. I’ll type it in “This pole may hold up to 200 lb person.”

Wife: “Wait a minute. I don’t wanna sell this!”

There is a stripper pole in the back room of the Shortstop Bar in Coon Rapids.

No, I don’t know why…