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he does not deserve any.

Besides my parents, the Gov is one of the last people I want to picture having sex. In fact, he should just never say the word “sex” again.

Bleah

In the grand scheme of things, I’d say he’s in the 25th percentile of people I never want to picture having sex.

Can you blame her? I bet he has lizard scales on his back.

Plus, she’s probably sick of always having to wear the strap-on.

Best line of the story: “Mary Pawlenty, who was fishing with her husband, said she got a few bites, but nothing in the boat.”

Every married man has made some variation of the Governor’s “not getting any” joke about a million times. I’m a little surprised it even made the news.

Oh Raindog. You’re too good to be true.

Care to discuss the “First Lady’s” slutty attire jderusha?

I laughed so hard when I heard this this morning that I almost didn’t make it out of the house. But you know what it means: We’re going to hear a lot more of “My smokin’-hot wife, Mary…”

Today in (Sugar) Beat the Press: More sweet, less stink in Moorhead.

In the grand scheme of things, I’d say he’s in the 25th percentile of people I never want to picture having sex.

In all fairness, I do not want to picture anyone having sex, even myself.

In all fairness, I do not want to picture anyone having sex, even myself.

I’m going to call shenanigans on that.

I’m going to call shenanigans on that.

Second.

wonder what the McCain campaign thinks of the Pawlenty comments? that’ll play well in the Bible Belt!

I could be wrong, but t’ll probably play like this: “at least he’s not trying to get an intern to have sex with him”

I’m going to call shenanigans on that.

It’s true, I swears!

I’m going to see Pawlenty in a few minutes. Shall I print out the comments?

PS: “No Luv for the Guv?” is a better headline.

I agree with grote. I see Tim-Pax as much more of a restroom foot-tapper.

no wonder he’s such a fucking tightly-wound jagoff.

I mean, I bet his anal sphincter would bite her finger off if she tried to slip it up there to get him in the mood.

also I love to take pictures of myself having sex.

oh, picture. uh, yeah. that too.

just for jk.

*collapses*

I HAVE MUCH TESTOSTERONE TODAY THNX

And you’re shockingly graphic and you’re adding to the “eww” of this topic.

Ok, it did make me laugh.

MY INTENT WAS TO INSPIRE BOTH DISGUST AND LAUGHTER.

AND NOW I AM STUCK IN TESTOSTERCAPS

It is too early in the day for me to be traumatized, Wayne.

ALSO I HAS A MEETINGS ALL DAY, SO I CAN’T REALLY POST.

UNLESS I GET ON VIA MY PHONE BECAUSE MEETINGS ARE BORING.

Step away from your phone, Wayne.

Who among us does not enjoy an occasional tossed salad?

I don’t know what is more disconcerting, the fact that “Nice Guy” Timmy said “sex,” or that he was actually trying to make a joke. He seems like the kind of person to throw out inappropriate words in sorry attempts at humor. Remember when he said he could finally lick his wife now that she was made of butter?

Maybe he really just wants some.

As an ex-Edina cheerleader, T-Paw’s wife is quite likely to be less than “forthcoming”, shall we say.

Just sayin’.

Remember “It’s time to drop the fu**-, PUCK, Minnesota” during the the Let’s Play Hockey call. Maybe he’s got a politician’s version of Tourette’s. After so many euphemisms in a day, he has to get it out of his system and say something that sounds totally inappropriate.

You can take the boy out of South St. Paul, but you can’t take South St. Paul out of the boy.