Local News 04.29.08

submitted by Max Sparber

Apr 29 2008 — 2:00am

WCCO: House passes sex ed measure
MPR: Spring brings utility disconnections for thousands
KARE11: Woman dangles baby from window
MPR: The amendment to end all amendments

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9 Reader Comments

Bixby Apr 29 2008
10:09 am

Oh dammit, Max. You beat me to the punch on the baby window story. Although, I think that my singular posting of it was the best.

mb@work Apr 29 2008
10:16 am

Jesus. I’d be happy to take your baby if the only thing you can think of to do with it is dangling it a couple stories above ground. What a skank.

Bixby Apr 29 2008
10:18 am

That’s not even the whole story. There was also a tot she forced onto the roof of her apartment building while it was raining. Dammit, Max, please post my version of the story. Pleeeeease.

msparber Apr 29 2008
10:21 am

Sorry Bix. Already deleted as a double. But go ahead and put the link in here.

JACC Apr 29 2008
10:21 am

MB, I have an angry Michael Jackson on the phone for you.

mb@work Apr 29 2008
10:22 am

Oh, I read the full story. My first thought was it was too bad her mom didn’t eat a lot of AbortionDogs™

Bixby Apr 29 2008
10:24 am

It wasn’t the link, it was more the first paragraph of the Trib story pretty much summed up the insanity.

I don’t think that AbortionDogs&trade would have completely solved the problem. I think that the mom who left her kid with the crazy woman needed some Sitter-B-Gone&trade .

msparber Apr 29 2008
10:26 am

Isn’t that a song by Chuck Barry?

Bixby Apr 29 2008
10:11 pm

What are they measuring in sex ed?