Comments on: Local News 04.10.08 http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162 Minneapolis + St. Paul Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:11:27 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Raindog66 http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154948 Raindog66 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:36:34 +0000 #comment-154948 <em>UMPD officers arrested the 39-year-old man </em><br /> <br /> What?!?? No mention of his length? Or girth?<br /> <br /> I'd hate to speculate on what kind of weasel would do this but I know for a fact it was bud jr..<br /> <br /> UMPD officers arrested the 39-year-old man

What?!?? No mention of his length? Or girth?

I’d hate to speculate on what kind of weasel would do this but I know for a fact it was bud jr..

]]> By: John Waters http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154826 John Waters Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:19:59 +0000 #comment-154826 Me too! Me too!

]]> By: msparber http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154824 msparber Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:17:03 +0000 #comment-154824 Whoo hoo! Headed there after work! Whoo hoo! Headed there after work!

]]> By: Tib http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154822 Tib Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:15:59 +0000 #comment-154822 I was flashed in Walter Library. All kinds of pervs hang out in the stacks (I don't think they're open anymore?). I'll bet men are still slipping porn onto the shelves and trying to look up students' skirts through the floor gaps. It's just the way it rolls at WaLib. I was flashed in Walter Library. All kinds of pervs hang out in the stacks (I don’t think they’re open anymore?). I’ll bet men are still slipping porn onto the shelves and trying to look up students’ skirts through the floor gaps. It’s just the way it rolls at WaLib.

]]> By: noodleman http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154820 noodleman Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:11:27 +0000 #comment-154820 <em>i decided to start laughing hysterically and pointing at him. he put his bits back in his pants</em><br /> <br /> Yup'ns. Similar thing happened around our high school. Some guy would wait a block or two away from the campus at the end of the school day, sitting with the car door open and his pants down around his ankles. A group of girls one day walked right up to him, pointed at his johnson and laughed hysterically. The guy was never seen again.<br /> i decided to start laughing hysterically and pointing at him. he put his bits back in his pants

Yup’ns. Similar thing happened around our high school. Some guy would wait a block or two away from the campus at the end of the school day, sitting with the car door open and his pants down around his ankles. A group of girls one day walked right up to him, pointed at his johnson and laughed hysterically. The guy was never seen again.

]]> By: champs http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154786 champs Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:12:17 +0000 #comment-154786 Thanks, but I'll keep a filter between the tap and my lips. Germans think their tap water is awful, but I found it quite drinkable, and flat water was definitely preferable to <i>Sprudel</i>. Thanks, but I’ll keep a filter between the tap and my lips. Germans think their tap water is awful, but I found it quite drinkable, and flat water was definitely preferable to Sprudel.

]]> By: msparber http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154768 msparber Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:59:36 +0000 #comment-154768 By the way, Just Plain Bob is in surgery today. Let's wish him well, even as he mentally attempts to paste in links relating to the smoking ban and biofuel from his hospital bed. By the way, Just Plain Bob is in surgery today. Let’s wish him well, even as he mentally attempts to paste in links relating to the smoking ban and biofuel from his hospital bed.

]]> By: grote http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154760 grote Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:51:50 +0000 #comment-154760 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpS-fB7AiP4" target="_blank"><em>the suspect began to masturbate in the woman's direction </em></a><br /> <br /> now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! the suspect began to masturbate in the woman’s direction

now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

]]> By: honey bunny http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154753 honey bunny Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:43:12 +0000 #comment-154753 one morning while i was waiting for the bus in harvard square a scary dude who looked like charles manson's double whipped his bits out and started fondling himself in front of me. i decided to start laughing hysterically and pointing at him. he put his bits back in his pants, looked at me like i was crazy, and then trudged off. <br /> <br /> good times. one morning while i was waiting for the bus in harvard square a scary dude who looked like charles manson’s double whipped his bits out and started fondling himself in front of me. i decided to start laughing hysterically and pointing at him. he put his bits back in his pants, looked at me like i was crazy, and then trudged off.

good times.

]]> By: SpellsGood http://www.secretsofthecity.com/mnspeak/12162#comment-154739 SpellsGood Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:17:46 +0000 #comment-154739 <em>During the night of April 3, the suspect, described as a well-dressed man with a shaved head, sat near a female University student in the library's basement. Shortly after, the suspect began to masturbate in the woman's direction and asked if he was bothering her. <br /> <br /> He left after five to 10 minutes, she said.</em> <br /> <br /> Does this mean she sat next to him the whole time? Must have been a good show.<br /> During the night of April 3, the suspect, described as a well-dressed man with a shaved head, sat near a female University student in the library’s basement. Shortly after, the suspect began to masturbate in the woman’s direction and asked if he was bothering her.

He left after five to 10 minutes, she said.

Does this mean she sat next to him the whole time? Must have been a good show.

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