Secrets of the City

FTR, the fact that I work in Walter Library and am 39 years old is just a coincidence.

speaking of the new stadium neighbors, did anyone get a whiff of the incinerator yesteday? holy hannah, that’s going to fuck up some nice outdoor baseball days.

Oceanaire and other seafood restaurants must be particularly excited to push our high quality H2O….the fishy taste come spring-time is the perfect compliment to their cuisine.

LOL, this streaker is a comedy.

My new hero.

“”We’re the safest place in the city,” she(Copeland) said this morning.

She’s kidding, right?

Strange timing to be promoting the city’s water given the fishy taste and smell this time of year.

The Sharing and Caring Bar and Grill would do very well once the stadium is up.

Otherwise it’s “get your programs, peanuts…and crack’.

@joyride

“The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm” ~Pippin

buy me some peanuts and some crack
i don’t care if the air over here’s black
for it’s soot soot soot for the twinkies
if they don’t win carl’s to blame
for it’s zero-point-one-five percent tax
for the new ball game.

During the night of April 3, the suspect, described as a well-dressed man with a shaved head, sat near a female University student in the library’s basement. Shortly after, the suspect began to masturbate in the woman’s direction and asked if he was bothering her.

He left after five to 10 minutes, she said.

Does this mean she sat next to him the whole time? Must have been a good show.

one morning while i was waiting for the bus in harvard square a scary dude who looked like charles manson’s double whipped his bits out and started fondling himself in front of me. i decided to start laughing hysterically and pointing at him. he put his bits back in his pants, looked at me like i was crazy, and then trudged off.

good times.

the suspect began to masturbate in the woman’s direction

now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

By the way, Just Plain Bob is in surgery today. Let’s wish him well, even as he mentally attempts to paste in links relating to the smoking ban and biofuel from his hospital bed.

Thanks, but I’ll keep a filter between the tap and my lips. Germans think their tap water is awful, but I found it quite drinkable, and flat water was definitely preferable to Sprudel.

i decided to start laughing hysterically and pointing at him. he put his bits back in his pants

Yup’ns. Similar thing happened around our high school. Some guy would wait a block or two away from the campus at the end of the school day, sitting with the car door open and his pants down around his ankles. A group of girls one day walked right up to him, pointed at his johnson and laughed hysterically. The guy was never seen again.

I was flashed in Walter Library. All kinds of pervs hang out in the stacks (I don’t think they’re open anymore?). I’ll bet men are still slipping porn onto the shelves and trying to look up students’ skirts through the floor gaps. It’s just the way it rolls at WaLib.

Whoo hoo! Headed there after work!

Me too!

UMPD officers arrested the 39-year-old man

What?!?? No mention of his length? Or girth?

I’d hate to speculate on what kind of weasel would do this but I know for a fact it was bud jr..