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108 comments in past 24 hours
Noodleman - I have a solution, cut the program then no one can scam dah. I am open to trimming all welfare programs noodleman. You need to get of...
swandog
Nov 21 2009 - 10:24 am →
Some people seem to expend a large amount of energy and emotion on her writing, most of it follows a similar theme. If a large group of people spen...
The only way to deal with KK (what's her middle initial, by the way?) Is to briefly skim her column to get the gist then recycle the paper and not ...
Richard
Nov 21 2009 - 9:50 am →
Now you're just picking on white people. We steal from disability. Wear baseball caps when we travel overseas. What else?
Here's another winner, Rat. Guess it takes all kinds to commit fraud, swandog. Disability funding comes out of your paycheck, too. I think his name...
noodleman
Nov 21 2009 - 3:03 am →
This story is not helping me overcome my fear of riding the bus. Since I don't drink, I can't make it more interesting that way. I guess I could ...
Re: Churches and Somalis I blame those damn Irish for dragging my ass here. I would incite a riot of my peeps, but since there's approximately 1...
Depends on who's doin' the preachin', I suppose.
noodleman
Nov 20 2009 - 10:22 pm →
Wait, it's not a sham?
aliecat
Nov 20 2009 - 10:11 pm →
@kc!: Marx was more sympathetic of religion's purpose than he was completely dismissive. A more complete quotation of his famous phrase would inclu...
noodleman
Nov 20 2009 - 9:39 pm →
30 Reader Comments
12:12 pm
oh I thought I just had a flu.
12:19 pm
I used to have so much fun with Mad Libs.
12:20 pm
If you reload it, you get different pictures.
12:20 pm
Mmm. Gumbo.
12:22 pm
Ooh! There’s courtney by the fridge! See you tomorrow Courtney!
12:22 pm
In related news, bunnyrabits, the cherryspoon, the MOA and Al Franken will kill us as well.
12:26 pm
it’s not the MNSpeak that will kill you…it’s the moderator.
12:27 pm
Ethanol will be so pissed. It so wanted to kill you all first.
Re: Ethanol, I’m through shilling for corn squeeze. I gave ethanol the best years of my life, what did I ever get in return but grief and abuse?
Starting tommorow, I become the spokesperson for American COAL! Here’s a beta of our new website.
12:35 pm
We all know what will really do us in…
12:35 pm
Courtney looks so sad in the story, Jason DeRusha will kill us all.
12:38 pm
Here’s the real trick to getting more than one name.
12:40 pm
brilliant.
12:42 pm
This place was more fun when Rex killed us all.
12:44 pm
I’m disappointed to see Reuters taking such a casual approach to capitalizing proper nouns.
12:47 pm
Standards have slipped all over.
12:48 pm
They know time is running out.
I always thought, honestly, I’d be killed by mnartists.org, or mplsart.com, or even tcsidewalks.blogspot.com. The fact that mnspeak is the one that did it is surprising.
12:52 pm
The killing was better when rex was here.
12:56 pm
I have seen several sites today praising this story as a great April Fools prank.
Unfortunately, it’s all true.
12:58 pm
Grammaticcal errors will kill us all.
No actually Bob if you really want my love you’ll keep your job until tomorrow.
1:56 pm
No actually Bob if you really want my love you’ll keep your job until tomorrow.
He cares…(sniff) he actually cares…
2:16 pm
I meant the job about promoting coal.
2:41 pm
Contact with, or even being in the proximity of Natascha McElhone is known to trigger acute bone liquification disease . . .
Bone liquification? Let me tell you something; when you’re talkin’ Natacha, nothing gets softer.
3:43 pm
I don’t think it will kill you but there’s a good chance you might pick up herpes.
3:45 pm
That’s where I got it! Ooops, I’ve said too much.
4:08 pm
I don’t think it will kill you but there’s a good chance you might pick up herpes.
Above or below the waist???
4:10 pm
Or HPV. MNSpeak is such a slut.
4:13 pm
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4:17 pm
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1:30 am
Is this thread dead?
Good, now maybe you can handle THE TRUTH