The most terrible news of all

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oh I thought I just had a flu.

I used to have so much fun with Mad Libs.

If you reload it, you get different pictures.

Mmm. Gumbo.

Ooh! There’s courtney by the fridge! See you tomorrow Courtney!

In related news, bunnyrabits, the cherryspoon, the MOA and Al Franken will kill us as well.

it’s not the MNSpeak that will kill you…it’s the moderator.

Ethanol will be so pissed. It so wanted to kill you all first.

Re: Ethanol, I’m through shilling for corn squeeze. I gave ethanol the best years of my life, what did I ever get in return but grief and abuse?

Starting tommorow, I become the spokesperson for American COAL! Here’s a beta of our new website.

Courtney looks so sad in the story, Jason DeRusha will kill us all.

This place was more fun when Rex killed us all.

I’m disappointed to see Reuters taking such a casual approach to capitalizing proper nouns.

Standards have slipped all over.

They know time is running out.

I always thought, honestly, I’d be killed by mnartists.org, or mplsart.com, or even tcsidewalks.blogspot.com. The fact that mnspeak is the one that did it is surprising.

The killing was better when rex was here.

I have seen several sites today praising this story as a great April Fools prank.

Unfortunately, it’s all true.

Grammaticcal errors will kill us all.

No actually Bob if you really want my love you’ll keep your job until tomorrow.

No actually Bob if you really want my love you’ll keep your job until tomorrow.

He cares…(sniff) he actually cares…

I meant the job about promoting coal.

Contact with, or even being in the proximity of Natascha McElhone is known to trigger acute bone liquification disease . . .

Bone liquification? Let me tell you something; when you’re talkin’ Natacha, nothing gets softer.

I don’t think it will kill you but there’s a good chance you might pick up herpes.

That’s where I got it! Ooops, I’ve said too much.

I don’t think it will kill you but there’s a good chance you might pick up herpes.

Above or below the waist???

Or HPV. MNSpeak is such a slut.

Is this thread dead?
Good, now maybe you can handle THE TRUTH