Secrets of the City

I didn’t know the Ren Fest contract was breaking news… I got that press release at 10 a.m. this morning, so assuming the Shakopee paper did as well, they must’ve posted it right away…

Way to go journalism!

All the Southwest Newspapers post to their website with great immediacy. They are, I think, the best chain of suburban newspapers, especially their websites.

Calloo, callay! Fifteen more years of being visually assaulted with doses of veiny, squished cleavage dispensed by the yard.

I don’t know if I think of the Ren Faire’s Creamy Slices as an assault, per se.

By 2023 you’ll be able to spend the day at the Renn Fest and hop across the parking lot to Shakopee’s 25th Starbucks to grab a cup before you head home.

re: Guitar Hero:

OMG, oppressed people live in Rochester too!

re: Guitar Hero (again):
If that dude wasn’t born with color I think he’d be the palest person alive.

From the article:
Chike said in interview with the Rochester Post-Bulletin that he has gotten a higher score playing at home. He also told the newspaper that he used to play four to five hours a day, but not so much anymore because it’s not as challenging.

Good grief.

Good grief.

Says the double commenting Internets forum reader.

It’s not really “double commenting” if they aren’t the same comment accidentally posted twice.