I haven’t posted in a long time, so I thought I’d come back with something of great social and political import. Court upholds man’s conviction for having sex with dead deer.
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Feb 20 2008 — 2:00am
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Now you're just picking on white people. We steal from disability. Wear baseball caps when we travel overseas. What else?
Here's another winner, Rat. Guess it takes all kinds to commit fraud, swandog. Disability funding comes out of your paycheck, too. I think his name...
noodleman
Nov 21 2009 - 3:03 am →
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Re: Churches and Somalis I blame those damn Irish for dragging my ass here. I would incite a riot of my peeps, but since there's approximately 1...
Depends on who's doin' the preachin', I suppose.
noodleman
Nov 20 2009 - 10:22 pm →
Wait, it's not a sham?
aliecat
Nov 20 2009 - 10:11 pm →
@kc!: Marx was more sympathetic of religion's purpose than he was completely dismissive. A more complete quotation of his famous phrase would inclu...
noodleman
Nov 20 2009 - 9:39 pm →
mnblrmkr- I think kwatt must know his Marxist theory very well. Marx believed that religion and communism/socialism were not compatible. That's wh...
Nah. Just the usual stereotype of people sucking off the taxpayers' teat.
noodleman
Nov 20 2009 - 9:24 pm →
Or guilty ones.
Bixby
Nov 20 2009 - 7:57 pm →
17 Reader Comments
4:38 pm
Crap, sorry. I must have forgotten how to work the internet in my absence.
4:39 pm
I mean sorry for accidentally deleting the post. Not for writing it in the first place. Actually, I’m sorry for that too.
4:40 pm
kwatt’s deleted comment:
“Who can blame a guy for wanting a piece of deer jerky? “
4:40 pm
If having sex with a lifeless partner is a crime, there are millions of married men who need to be locked up.
4:41 pm
and now I see you guys have already talked about this.
4:43 pm
I think the best part is that he was just riding his bike down the road when he saw the deer. Something about that image is just priceless.
4:43 pm
I missed it the first time, Matt, so I thank you for the opportunity to make a lame marriage joke..
4:46 pm
The latin for Whitetail Deer is Odocoileus virginianus.
4:50 pm
Funny, cuz it’s true.
10:49 pm
Matt posts his first MNSpeak post in forever today.
A certain magazine is up for sale today.
Coincidence?
10:45 pm
This verdict may finally provide some closure for Bambi; the long healing process can finally begin for a brave little faun.
10:59 pm
Did I really just use “finally” twice in the same sentence? That guy may have fucked a deer, but I just fucked myself with style.
11:03 pm
Teucer, considering little Bambi is dead I’m sure she’s willing to overlook the gaffe.
11:13 pm
I seem to recall that, in the movie, it was Bambi’s mother. Even I would have to give Disney grudging props if he’d had the stones to whack Bambi as well.
No, this man obviously wanted to get his freak on with a DILF.
11:15 pm
No, this man obviously wanted to get his freak on with a DILF.
Nice!
11:23 pm
Yes, I was appalled with myself but I was being sponsored to write something gross for charity, or something. I forget. For charity, Cat.
11:29 pm
Actually, Teucer, I thought it was really funny!