Secrets of the City

Crap, sorry. I must have forgotten how to work the internet in my absence.

I mean sorry for accidentally deleting the post. Not for writing it in the first place. Actually, I’m sorry for that too.

kwatt’s deleted comment:

“Who can blame a guy for wanting a piece of deer jerky? “

If having sex with a lifeless partner is a crime, there are millions of married men who need to be locked up.

and now I see you guys have already talked about this.

I think the best part is that he was just riding his bike down the road when he saw the deer. Something about that image is just priceless.

I missed it the first time, Matt, so I thank you for the opportunity to make a lame marriage joke..

The latin for Whitetail Deer is Odocoileus virginianus.

Funny, cuz it’s true.

Matt posts his first MNSpeak post in forever today.
A certain magazine is up for sale today.
Coincidence?

This verdict may finally provide some closure for Bambi; the long healing process can finally begin for a brave little faun.

Did I really just use “finally” twice in the same sentence? That guy may have fucked a deer, but I just fucked myself with style.

Teucer, considering little Bambi is dead I’m sure she’s willing to overlook the gaffe.

I seem to recall that, in the movie, it was Bambi’s mother. Even I would have to give Disney grudging props if he’d had the stones to whack Bambi as well.

No, this man obviously wanted to get his freak on with a DILF.

No, this man obviously wanted to get his freak on with a DILF.

Nice!

Yes, I was appalled with myself but I was being sponsored to write something gross for charity, or something. I forget. For charity, Cat.

Actually, Teucer, I thought it was really funny!