Secrets of the City

Okay, that Strib story warmed my cold black heart. Thanks, I guess.

The Strib story actually choked me up a little this morning when I read it. Makes me feel all lovey dovey…

Oh screw it, I love you Maz. There I said it… Happy Valentine’s Day.

Dude in PiPress story is some kind of idiot across the board. If you’re going to lie, you might want to lie to people that can’t immediately check out your story. Word.

Strib story: Very sweet and hope filled and depressing.

And I like the headline for the WCCO story. Although, the alternative baggie sticking option probably wouldn’t have gone well either.

I saw a Cops recently where the guy tried to eat his bag of weed and the cop was scolding him for nearly killing himself over a minor offense. Hillarious.

In related news, an acquaintance of mine was tased and arrested just over a week ago at St. Anthony Main – certainly another case of someone making a bigger scene with the cops than needed. When you’re face to face with the biggest, meanest, best-armed gang in the state, maybe just pretend to acknowledge their authority a little – it goes a long way.

I thought for sure the crack story was going to be about the girl that accidentally deposited her crack into an ATM.

I thought you were going to tell the story about when I accidentally mistook a girl’s crack for an ATM.

I thought you were going to tell the story about when I accidentally mistook a girl’s crack for an ATM.

Deposit or withdrawl?

Remember, Max gets PAID to type that priceless material.

I knew a guy who once told a police officer to back up because he could “still smell the cock on his breath” The cop ‘accidently’ broke his finger. I told him to consider himself lucky.

back up because he could still smell the cock on his breath

Okay, that’s hilarious. Not to say to a police officer, but just in general.

Where’s Bob. heh.

Actually, funnier that he said it to a cop and that his finger was the only thing broken.

I’m thankful for people who say really dumb things to cops as it gives me something to laugh about.

The cop ‘accidently’ broke his finger. I told him to consider himself lucky.
I don’t know, the cop could have ‘accidently’ sucked his cock.

Boundary violation, JACC.

Many pardons.

I loved that strib story. I’ve known quite a few Down’s kids as a camp nurse and it’s inspiring to know that, despite the challenges they face, they can live fulfilling lives and find love.

OK, not local, but holy crap!

My brother lives just a few blocks away from NIU.

Cat: “Boundary violation, JACC. “

Yeah, what does he think this is? Friday’s Open Thread or something?