Comments on: 118 cats removed from filthy St. Anthony trailer

By: kwatt

kwatt — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:59:45 +0000

I admit, it was me. I’d have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you libtards and that d*mn dog.

By: jane

jane — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:56:56 +0000

Ha! Didn’t mean to misspell that.

By: jane

jane — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:56:37 +0000

You people are hilarious. It takes extra smarts to imitate dummies. Seriousl!

By: justpbob

justpbob — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:40:38 +0000

My offering:

“What to you expect from the Socialist Nanny State of Minnesota? First they pushed that corn etonol in our cars, then they ban snoking ON PRIVATE PROBARTY!!!!

Now two patriotic citizens — not demcrat libtard illegal allens stealing votes for ACORN — cant keep a few pets in a 50 ft. PRIVATE mobile home. I;ll bet comrade AL Franken thinks this realy funny.

Slippery slobes. I warned you, but you didnt listen.”

By: kurtis

kurtis — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:27:10 +0000

What are you, some kind of muslin?

By: MollyP

MollyP — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:13:31 +0000

@Miller, that is a hilarious idea. And @Ebn-Ozn, “moran” is one of my favorite misspelled insults! It so tops “you are dum!”

By: miller

miller — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:27:53 +0000

Maybe for the Friday open thread we can pick a StarTribune article that is accepting comments and add our best stuff. Max could select something that would make it interesting. It could be like a contest. Or a group humor writing exercise. Or, it could be digital artwork.

By: Ebn-Ozn

Ebn-Ozn — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:29:59 +0000

Don’t forget to pepper the post with rants against “nanny-state” legislation, ad hominem attacks against “libtards” and a few gratuitous, misspelled insults like “get a life, moran.”

But the postings on the Pioneer-Press site are even funnier. Different crowd over there.

By: MollyP

MollyP — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:18:10 +0000

Ha! You’re totally right! Or as “Shelley” would say: Your totally right.

By: DouglasG

DouglasG — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:11:29 +0000

It was well done Molly. My only complaint is that “they’re” would always be misspelled as “there” rather than “their.” If you would have used “thier” that would have been bonus points however.