Secrets of the City

The creepy thing is that these cretins thought it was funny and they had done it before. Death by injection before they can breed.

Check out their mugshots on wcco.

I can tell you my response to somebody putting a knife down my pants as a “joke”…

Their mothers must be so proud!

Hope the bartender gets fired as well for refusing to do anything:

“I can’t or they will make things worse for me.”

I just read this!

How is putting bruises on somebody a funny joke?

The only thing funnier would be if someone used a gun to take of their underwear.

Even funnier would be if they got some jail time and learned from experience that its not funny at all when somebody takes your underpants.

Yeah, it’s bad enough they stuck a knife down her bottom half, but it’s also bad that she was talking to these guys and she thought they were her friends.

With friends like that who needs friends?

Wait, where exactly is Sartell. I’d like to know so that I can stay the fuck away from there.

Just north of St. Cloud.

Yeah, I think I can manage to stay away.

Annnnndddd…

Cue the banjos.

Cue the banjos.
Odds they’ll be hearing the famous “real purty mouth” line once they reach prison?

One can certainly hope so…

Just north of St. Cloud.

Why does that not surprise me? Assholes.

Why does that not surprise me?
I hate to bash on a city but does anything good come from that place?

(besides the people that leave)

Yeah. Assholes can only be found just north of St. Cloud.

Odds they’ll be hearing the famous “real purty mouth” line once they reach prison?

If there’s justice, they might earn the title “Most Likely to Get Traded for Cigarettes.”

Or do prisoners have to smoke outside the prison, now?

Yeah. Assholes can only be found just north of St. Cloud.

Not necessarily. Where do you live seriously?

Yeah. Assholes can only be found just north of St. Cloud.
I was told we all have them.

Seriously though, not a lot of good news out of S.C. in my memory.

Or do prisoners have to smoke outside the prison, now?
I think they sell the prisoners cigs and then charge them with felonies when they smoke. In some places the violent criminals are getting out sooner than the smokers.

I’m getting so tired of American dumbasses.

On the other hand, I did drive in a Hummer today for the first time! *ahem*

What was it like?

You American.

It was weird. I was walking with a client to his car so he could take me back to the airport (I’m in Phoenix), and there it was: the Hummer. I was all like “Whoa whoa wow…I’m ‘the guy in the Hummer’ all of sudden.” I felt rather American, in the wrong sort of way.

Was it the H1?

I was walking with a client to his car
You take money from the driver of a Hummer? Oh oh.

The feeling probably went away after you squashed the second Prius.

I think making money off Hummer owners is more noble than making money off Prius owners. It was the H3 which I supposed is the guilty man’s Hummer.

I think making money off Hummer owners is more noble than making money off Prius owners
The Ron Paul philosophy?

I think the H3 is kind of cool looking, but even an SUV person like myself wouldn’t want a Hummer. They seem to symbolize the excess culture like paying 26 grand for a sundae or eating pills of gold flakes.

Though I wouldn’t mind taking an H3 for a test ride.

St. Cloud & Friends is the new Florida. Yech.

God, this is just pissing me off more and more. I hope some prison comedian tries to take their penises (peni?) off with a knife.

No one has mentioned that the bar was full of men, none of whom did anything when clearly the woman was being violated. In fact, one of the a-wipes said “everyone was watching and having a good time.” I would say it’s pretty clear that not “everyone” was having a good time.

I read this yesterday and was going to link it in the open thread, but it was so disgusting and infuriating that I didn’t want to be the buzz kill guy. Makes me proud to be a man.

I did mention that the bartender refused her pleas for help.

I think that’s what pissed me off the most, Nate and mnblrmkr. I can almost forgive these two wastes of human skin for violating this poor woman, but the men who did nothing to help is really infuriating. I’m willing to bet one of the men in the crowd has a daughter.

They asked her to “take one for the team.” Which team would that be? Team of knuckleheads? Team Where The Women LIKE Sexual Assault? You mean that team?

This will ultimately come down to:

1) “What did you expect? She was showing her thong underwear!”

2) “You liberal city people get so bent out of shape. Relax! We were just having a good time.”

3) “Go Vikings! The Pack suck!”

Disgusting. Reminds me of The Accused.

from the mug shot on WCCO, i’m pretty sure i’ve seen Michael S. Puhalla’s photo trolling for NSA sex on craig’s list.

don’t ask me why i was looking at craig’s list. i just was. it’s fun!

all I could think of was the accused too.

This is beyond believable. The bartender should lose his job, and if any of the “witnesses” are identified in the police report, I wouldn’t let them in to the bar ever again.

When I first heard about this, I assumed that it was a couple of 21-22 year old subhumans that were involved. A 39 year old and a 41 year old!?!?!?

Give these idiots as much prison time as possible, then add 5 years.

Thanks for making me ashamed to be a human, you jerks.

As much as I enjoy hating on Cloud, I just want to make clear that not everyone from outstate Minnesota is a misogynist backwoods asshole. Despite the recent evidence to the contrary.

True: This is only the tale of a handful of misogynist backwoods assholes.

It doesn’t have to make someone ashamed to be human or a man or someone from outstate, for cryin’ out loud.

Rumor has it…

This isn’t the first time she’s done this. She apparently won a case previously about this, claiming that a bartender grabbed her tit, and she got $50,000 out of the deal. Witnesses are saying that her story is wrong, and I guess the bartender isn’t in trouble either. And I’ve heard that she personally called the press…kind of fishy.

Who’s at fault now…a money hungry, lonely women…or two sick guys???

You have any links for that, or do you think it is good policy to go around casting anonymous and unsourced aspersions against people who say they have been sexually assaulted?

Rumor has it … that elephants can freakin’ fly, but until I see some hard proof, I consider Michelle’s post to be highly questionable.

Let’s see what accused men themselves say about it: Puhalla told police he and Baumgardner were joking around when the topic of underwear came up. Referring to the incident, he said it was time for the woman “to take one for the team.”

Nope, must have been the fault of a money hungry lonely woman.