Secrets of the City

Residents are pretty sure they know whos responsible.

“College students,” said Sarah Komoto. “Who else would be stupid enough to do something like that?”

Well that’s just … pretty insightful, really.

The pictures look more like Venom.

Yup, he’s too bulky to be the symbiote costume Spiderman.

It’s because he’s getting a divorce.

‘Nuff Said!

how do you know he’s getting a divorce? did you ask his wife if it was “bye bye spidey”?

Grote, if Marsh says someone is getting a divorce, just trust that he knows what he’s talking about. He seems to have a Spidey sense for that sort of thing.

You guys are so insensitive. It’s so easy to judge from the periphery. Peter and MJ had been happily married for 20 years. Sure, they had their ups and downs–the Seattle move, the Venom attack, the Clone saga. But it wasn’t until Tony Stark convinced Spidey to reveal his secret identity that the alien symbiote goo hit the fan. Sure, he became a celebrity for a few months before the inevitable public backlash. But where are his wealthy backslapping “buddies” now? He’s going to have to make a deal with the devil just to get his job at the Daily Bugle back.

Looks like I’m going to have to de-nerd this place again.

But not tonight. I must ready for my William Shatner film festival tonight.

That was the real Spidey!

Mark my words.

Mr. God. Bones.

What. Have. I. Done?

Did someone mention the Regal Beagle?

I am sooooo there!

Squee! I haven’t thought of that place in years.

Sigh.

I always think of the Regal Beagle as the bar that was in Okaboji, IA. Actually I think it was considered Arnolds Park, IA.
The original closed down before I was old enough to drink, but I heard another version of it has reopened.

Oh, nice!

“Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name…baa ba…”

Oh wait. Wrong show.
*flees*

Ahem. We were talking about spiderman, ladies. Pick up a book once in awhile. Sheesh.

Spiderman?

*shovels dirt with toe of shoe*
Is he the one that turns into a supa hero in the phone booth?

Comic books don’t really count as reeaaal books.

That’s one diddle that can’t be unborn, homesspice.

PS. Juno sells the baby to the white slave trade.

Neither does “TV Land,” honey.

Well, of course, “TV Land” isn’t a book, silly. It’s reality TV.
That’s so duh.

Yeah, I think there’s a new Reagle Beagle along the highway there.

Duders isn’t that movie theater in Brooklyn Park called the Reagle Beagle?

I don’t get out much.

Comic books are for ebay.

Zing!

whoever did this is awesome.