Secrets of the City

…and Isaiah 5 is all about vineyards! Someone better warn the grape growers in California, Oregon and Washington that Pat Robertson’s minions are coming! From my extensive biblical prophesying, dreaming and visioning, I believe Team Robertson are commanded to take away the vineyards’ hedges, give them to grazing, break through their walls and trample them!

Oh, and while they’re at it, they might as well “fix” some homosexuals, too!

Um, and according to Isaiah 29, it looks like Kansas City, Sioux City, Sioux Falls and Fargo are either in for thunder, earthquake, and great noise, whirlwind, storm, and the flame of consuming fire, or they shall be changed into an orchard, and the orchard be regarded as a forest. But that prophetic dream ended with me rolling a big donut and there’s a snake, wearing a vest… so I’m not really sure.

I can’t get the YouTubes at work so I must speculate that they rolled the bible up and smoked it first. I prophetize they’ll all be in a loony bin someday.

People are f*$%@d up.

I just got to the part about the gay kid getting “converted”. I…am…speechless.

Oh yeah, I forgot to add this–Jesus loves the Cowboys!

They didn’t mention the bridge collapse (as far as I could see.) So does that mean that 35E is holier than 35W. Can we call 35W Satan’s Highway — because that would be cool!

Unbelievable. The amount of self-delusion in that culture is truly frightening. So what did the bridge collapse mean? In this mindset, nothing happens outside of God’s will. I’m sure the 700 club manipulators will (or already have) come up with some scripture that “predicted” that event.

The amount of self-delusion in that culture is truly frightening.

Ah…Last I heard 54% of americans still believe the earth is about 8000 years old. This frightens me.

“But that prophetic dream ended with me rolling a big donut and there’s a snake, wearing a vest”

Score one for Pee Wee’s Big Adventure!

“Ah…Last I heard 54% of americans still believe the earth is about 8000 years old.”

I’d like to see a link. I wouldn’t believe every phone survey that comes out of Georgia.

Stereotype much JACC?

I don’t even OWN a phone.

JACC FTW! Georgia a close second!

And by the title I thought this was going to be about Batman and Robin.

Robin “Holy rusty metal, Batman!”
Batman “Huh?”
Robin “The metal, it’s rusty, and full of holes.”

Cracks me up every time.

I’m fascinated by how they phrase things: “Get on Fire for God” and “Purity Siege.”

Also, can one’s homosexuality really be “taken away?” And where is it taken to?

That video is so like the movieSaved it’s scary. I was waiting to hear them say they were “Kickin’ It Jesus Style.”

Also, can one’s homosexuality really be “taken away?” And where is it taken to?

You’ll have to ask the guy in the video. He was once on “the gay” and now he is not. Apparently it had something to do with the word “fire” though.

Stereotype much JACC?
Whenever possible.

That’s it – I don’t believe that the guy in the vid is gay.

But it was funny that he felt “like he was on acid” every time the other guy said: “fire.”

Ya’ Know, I don’t have a problem with people believing what they believe, but why is it that they feel the need to convert my sorry ass?
I am definitely not pickin’ up what they’re putting down. Plus, I like my ass sorry.

The museums target group is the 45 percent of Americans who, for 25 years, have consistently agreed with the statement in a Gallup poll that God created human beings pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so.

Rock Of Ages

Guess I reversed the numbers.

National Center for Science Education

Further explaination of the poll. You can be shocked too that 45% of the people in the US still believe in the biblical creation story as fact.

By other gallup polls – A 2007 Gallup poll showed that as much as 66% of the US population believe “the idea that God created human beings pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years”.[13]

I just saw The Mist and Marcia Gay Harden’s character, Mrs. Carmody is so annoyingly real that I can see how 45% of Americans believe the bibilical creation story.
People can be manipulated into believing the most bizarre when they are unsure or scared.

People can be manipulated into believing the most bizarre when they are unsure or scared.

Heh! You’re telling me!

People can be manipulated into believing the most bizarre when they are unsure or scared.

PsyOps

And Cat, the first half of your comment cracked me up.