Secrets of the City

As usual the “Red Star” refuses to print the race of the deer that killed at least 30 Minnesotans since 1995.

And exactly what is LIBERAL mayor RT Rybak doing about this Odocoilinae Orgy of murder, mayhem and damage to taxpayers’ personal property? Driving around in his plug-in Prius, that’s what!

Technically, they are brown deer, but the PC Strib refuses to include that as a description.

When I was a kid, my mom and I hit a deer on North 61 near Two Harbors, in her rattletrap Le Car. It basically landed in our laps, then struggled up and ran away.

Deer 1, French Deathtrap 0.

I drove through WI last weekend and was astounded at the number of dead and live deer I saw on the road, and had the pleasure of seeing, through the rear view mirror, a semi take one out. Gross.

Wouldn’t it be species of a deer? Which would mean that the Strib is practicing speciesism? Or they are specieists? Good gawd, are those even words?

I feel badly for the plaid-shirt bank robber as he clearly does not care for a view without bars.

And if I were that kid from SD who let that MN twerp beat me on my home turf, I’d be screaming for a rematch to save my pedul pull cred. Ain’t right beatin’ a kid on his home turf — at the Corn Palace, no less. Sheesh!

I hit a deer with my grandma’s car at 3 a.m. the day I graduated high school. AND I WAS SOBER. Try splaining that one to grandma.

Remembering Paul Wellstone.

I guess I am really not surprised – since so many people would think of it as a celebration rather than the sad tragedy that I believe it to be- but today is the 5th Anniversary of the death of Paul, Sheila and their daughter Marsha.

There is a memorial gathering tonight at St. Catherine’s if anyone is interested. I’ll be there.

RIP Paul. You were my last, great hope for democracy in America and you are sadly missed.

*not surprised that nobody posted this today is what I meant. Sorry. Tough day.