Secrets of the City

robots > pirates > zombies

way to embrace the bottom of the hipster cliche food chain, minneapolis.

What would be at the top of the hipster food chain?

Ponies.

cocaine.

I thought heroin was the top of the hipster food chain, cocaine is for the yuppies.

I’m not sure I could handle talking to a hipster all coked up trying to discuss how the new Wes Anderson movie is a complete departure from his oeuvre.

that’s why you shouldn’t talk to hipsters.

they don’t really have anything worthwhile to say, no matter how pretty and cool they look.

Ponies! HAHA!!! No lie, last year I had a t-shirt made up with a pony on it that said “Pony Power!” It was awesome, but sadly, it got ruined. No more Pony Power for me.

I thought for sure it was Unicorns now!

Mpls Simpleton, I think that wins the award for the awesomest thing I have seen on MNspeak!

All credit to http://www.nataliedee.com/

I have seen those two before and they are funny, but I still say ponies win. Ponies are the new unicorns.

Stop it! Stop it!! Unicorns don’t have sex!

They are immaculately conceived from moonbeams, you bastards!

I just read that hobo’s are the new unicorns!

if unicorns did have sex and it got a little rough … man, no wonder they’re practically extinct now.

Narwhals are the new hipsters.

I’ll bet narwhals are good for a lot more interesting conversation than hipsters, too.

Speaking of unicorns, heeeeeere’s Charlie. Save your complaints, 14 million Youtubers can’t be wrong? Can they?

Unicorns do have sex.

That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. No wonder people never see unicorns. There is just no place in this world for them and the Accommodator Latex Dong.

I just read that hobo’s are the new unicorns!

Sounds like human services policy creeping into the hipster market. every hipster will want their own hobo sleeping on the couch!