The U is Number 1

submitted by Max Sparber

Sep 17 2007 — 2:00am

At least, where sexual awareness is concerned, which I feel, as an alumnus, I must take some credit for: According to the survey, the areas in which the University improved since last year were condom and contraception availability and the presence of anonymous advice. The survey gave the University failing grades in those areas last year.

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8 Reader Comments

curious Sep 17 2007
2:46 pm

wait, so does this mean the girls are more or less likely to put out? I’m confused about the implications of this for me.

Lili Sep 17 2007
2:54 pm

oh they’ll put out, but they’ll make you wear a condom.

msparber Sep 17 2007
3:00 pm

I had thought curious had written “pull out,” which made me think he must have gone to a school that was not quite as sexually aware as Gopher High.

Gopher Chick Sep 17 2007
3:06 pm

I’ll put out as long as you don’t pull out.

local boy Sep 17 2007
4:19 pm

you’re on!

yeah Sep 17 2007
4:54 pm

This is the only thing for which the shitty U will ever be ranked number 1

MunsingW Sep 17 2007
5:27 pm

This is the only thing for which the shitty U will ever be ranked number 1

Also: Number 1 in the hearts of Minnesotans. Jerkface.

vlado4 Sep 17 2007
5:46 pm

Number 1 in annoying strikes as well!!