Night Shift 07/10/07

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hehe bottom hehe

I did not write that Craiglist post.

You cannot serve two masters, Jason. I’ll bet Shelby could, though.

hehe two masters hehe

just sayin' Jul 10 2007
9:06 pm

This is what MNSpeak has come to?

That one’s too easy.

Does anyone take Craigslist seriously anymore? It’s all spammers in the personals section. What a joke.

Well, it’s either read the Night Shift posts or read a book.

This one struck me as creepy. Who wants to buy coffin style furniture?

Print is dead, Max…

It’s links like the first one that make me glad I’m agnostic…

Aw, but think about what you’re missing out on alie!

Born-again Christian Jul 10 2007
9:28 pm

Praise the Lord!

Who wants to buy coffin style furniture?

Jonathan Sharkey, that’s who.

I don’t think love of the Lord and love of the penis should ever be mutually exclusive. I think Ted Haggard would agree with me.

Yeah, I’m sure this guys really got an 8 inch cock…

Alie, everyone on craigslist does. It’s amazing these fellas have to post on the internet looking for anonymous sex with the magnitude of every penis featured on casual encounters.

*cough*

There’s only one way to find out. Who’s gonna take it for the MNspeak team?

I nominate you, Kwatt

I only praise the Lord on Sundays.

My Sundays are tied up in ritual killings and cavorting with Satan…

I don’t praise the Lord.

Do I need a new computer or are zebras orange now?

Are those zebra suits painted on flesh or bodysuits? I can’t tell.

Which reminds me – in Miami last weekend Mr. Ranty and his pals caught an eyeful of a chick with a painted-on top. Just a-waltzin’ down the street…

I was so pissed to miss that one.

Looks like painted, you can see the faint outline of panties and body suits tend to support the breasts a little more.

Anyone else think $43 to see half The Smashing Pumpkins is ridiculous?

Dude, I know it’s painted… my question was painted on what.

Not that it really matters – with my eyes they could be wearing painted snowsuits and I wouldn’t be able to tell.

. . . the news drew attention to what some characterize as a persistent nuisance in neighborhoods along Central Avenue: men looking for sex.

We all spend decades working at this, day in and day out, with drive and zeal and a passion to rival all other passions, and the best “some” can say is, it’s a persistent nuisance?

Phuck ‘em.

(Er . . . no, wait . . . I guess not . . . )

Anyone else think $43 to see half The Smashing Pumpkins is ridiculous?
Is that what they are paying people to attend? I’d demand at least $200