Bored in Shakopee?

submitted by Max Sparber

Jul 10 2007 — 2:00am

You could learn how to hunt for ghosts. Man, I love the Shakopee News.

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6 Reader Comments

DouglasG Jul 10 2007
10:20 am

Whenever I move into a house, I yell, “Hey Ghosts! You’re dead!” I have never been haunted by any ghosts, so it has clearly worked for every house I have ever lived in.

Christine Jul 10 2007
11:35 am

I wish I had ghosts. That would be cool.

Binky .357 Jul 11 2007
6:59 am

While it would be interesting to have a genuine experience with ghosts, or get some sign from whatever there is after all this (if anything), I’m not gonna plunk down $35 for some new-age psuedo nerd to tell me how to find Casper, and then let me enroll in some club (undoubtedly costing more.

Still, the idea of haunted places (especially in the south metro area), fascinates me.

justpbob Jul 12 2007
11:40 am

The small paper stories are great, max. Keep ‘em coming.

Enjoy this headline from the Montevideo American-News.

“Gilbertson vs. the great walnut stump”

You’ll never see a page one spread like that in the New York Times!

All the news that’s fit to print my ***!

teucer Jul 12 2007
11:45 am

“…Print My Ass! – Bizarre Challenge by Lung PR Man (see page 3).

justpbob Jul 12 2007
11:47 am

bloody ‘ell. There goes me pension!