submitted by Matt Bartel
Apr 30 2007 — 2:00am
200 Concordia College students were caught skinny dipping in a pond last night. Students refused to leave the water after being confronted by security. The police got involved after someone thought it’d be a good idea to push the security guard’s golf cart into the water.
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Can't be more predictable than yankees.
Enh, at least some good came out of it. Eventually.
If Hardy can find his form from two years ago it will be a fantastic trade. Go-go was at best a defensive center fielder. If he could have learne...
I agree. The Yankees are boringly predictable.
This is why the Twins are the Twins and the Yankees are the Yankees. Let's see, should we go for Hardy or Teixera? Hmmm.
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If I can c(h)ime in...I left the 'H' behind years ago and indeed there is no better way. The church of Crist... Bless you all.
I like the guy, but I have to admit he was a bit disappointing.
Just about every time we went to a game at the dome, you'd hear "fans" (quote marks emphasized) trashing GoGo loudly, which made me want to stand ...
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18 Reader Comments
10:59 am
Considering the proximity to Fargo, I’m going to say the ’something’ in the water was probably booze.
10:59 am
sounds like good clean fun to me.
11:03 am
booze and nakedness
11:06 am
most of my fondest from college involve booze & nakedness…usually in that order.
11:26 am
No video? WCCO disappoints again.
11:42 am
Oh, well, that sounds just about like the kind of weekend I’ve had…
12:03 pm
Would have been funnier if they’d kept that caps and tassles on. I smell a photoshop if photos ever surface.
1:10 pm
How sad must that “security guard” look driving around in his water logged golf cart!
Here’s some footage I found of the poor kids getting expelled.
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
2:00 pm
At Concordia that’s not skinny-dipping. It’s baptism.
3:34 pm
“What was lurking in the water on the morning of April 30, 2007? A deadly chemical? A great white shark?…or…200 naked graduates? Jason DeRusha investigates tonight at ten on WCCO.”
4:45 pm
Here’s how a notoriously old-school judge handled such behavior more than 30 years ago:
Aug. 8, 1975: Skinny-dipper lands in court
5:32 pm
Awesome. Congratulations, graduates!
5:40 pm
I can’t believe in this Bush Prude World that security would need to be called. Get a life you weeny security people! Losers!
Skinny dipping rules!!!!!
5:43 pm
hey barbara, where do you go swimming, baby?
jk
8:22 pm
Ugh, I grew up by that pond. Even as a kid, I knew it was wayyyy too foul to swim in. It’s just a goose shit repository.
Too bad they didn’t do it at the beginning of the year. All of the freshman Cobbers have to wear gold beanies for the first few weeks. Naked Lutheran farm kids with little yellow hats = dork overload.
8:46 pm
Cobbers.
Hee!
Then again, considering our mascot is a purple cow, I shouldn’t really talk…
11:28 pm
sounds like good clean Lutheran fun to me!
I’m just sorry the Concordia St. Paul kids don’t try something as risque. it would take the heat off of St. Thomas. . .
10:32 am
“Skinny dipping rules!!!!!“
Naw, it’s more fun without rules. Why is it so important to you to tell people how they should behave?