Secrets of the City

“”We have changed the procedure to ensure they’re wearing goggles or a face mask while they are above that manhole,” said Hamilton.”

Because the piss and shit that’s in all the other pipes isn’t enough for googles?

Sewer and sanitation works get my strongest salute.

Maybe there is some sort or sewer monster roaming around down there

Because the piss and shit that’s in all the other pipes isn’t enough for googles?

I google piss and shit sites all the time! *wolf howls in the distance as a tumbleweed rolls by* Oof. Bad bit. My apologies.

Damn. First a Hell’s Kitchen thread, and now this.

Are they sure it isn’t slime that feeds off of the negative energy of Minneapolitans? ‘Cause I know how we can fix that.

Maybe I’ll stop tossing the bodies down there.

Gosh, we wondered whatever happened to former St. Paul Mayor Randy Kelly. . .

IT’S THE APOCALYPSE!!!! Turn to Jesus NOW!

But seriously…you really should turn to Jesus. He’s pretty fuckin’ awesome.

Plus, then you won’t be smitted and condemned when the second coming DOES cum. Think of it as future insurance…not quite as cool as a Roth IRA, but smarter.

I’m drunk.

I too enjoy a second cumming.

And a third.

You girls have all the fun.

Marry me.

Is anyone else seeing flashes of Army of Darkness in their head?

you really should turn to Jesus. He’s pretty fuckin’ awesome

Jesus doesn’t like you to use bad language, ok?

Why the fuck would Jesus care about ‘bad language?’

Well, jim, I could sit here and write an insulting comment about your religion if you had one. But since you don’t, I’ll just have to say “you suck!” So there.

He’s got dainty, juvenile sensibilities and can’t stand to be around language that even 6th graders have mastered.

Insulting? That was hardly insulting religion.

I’m serious. Why would he care? Why should anyone care?

I’m serious. Why would he care? Why should anyone care?

Because it’s offensive. Jesus doesn’t like it when his people are offended. If you don’t believe me, ask your mom. That is, if she’s still speaking to her drunken, no-account son.

There’s a “Jesus is Coming” joke in here somewhere.

As seen on MySpace (TM):

“I gave myself to Jesus. (But now he never calls)”

I’m pretty sure Jesus’s … uh, sauce … goes down the sewer too.

I hope that young chrisitian girl isn’t here today. For the benefit of you godless commies, she’s celebrating her holy week. You’re not making her feel very welcome, but then, that isn’t your mission is it.

Well, thank goodness you’re on hand, Maz, since your manner is unfailingly welcoming.

Maz, the good Christian Warrior!

Wait, no.

Who is “mazz”? “mazz” makes me miss “maz.” (Alliteration!)

I’m not a christian, wayne. But being a non-smoker doesn’t prevent me from defending you’re right to smoke, either. Right bob? heh

Mazz exists because some asshole registered as maz. Probably someone who had their intellectual ass kicked.

There’s a right to smoke?

(Shuffled through Constitution.)

Oh. No there isn’t.

There’s a right to smoke?

Oh. No there isn’t.

While you’re there, look up where it says the government can ban the ingestation of various substances.

Honestly, do you guys have to turn every thread into a discussion about the smoking ban?

Heh!

I thought that The Mazz was Todd Rundgren’s first band.

either that or a contraction for “my ass” as in “kizz m’azz”

While you’re there, look up where it says the government can ban the ingestation of various substances.

Here it is.

Probably someone who had their intellectual ass kicked.

By who? You? Arguing with you is like arguing with an angry child who just doesn’t get it.

By who? You? Arguing with you is like arguing with an angry child who just doesn’t get it.

I know, but I still tolerate you, don’t I?

I’m going to contest the fact that Mazz is in fact Maz nee Maza.

The verbage is all wrong and the shortness of the replies seems incorrect.

I love how Maz/Mazz has now descended into “I know you are but what am I?” territory.

Ah, that razor-sharp wit! That towering intellect!

I know you are, but what am I??

Actually I am just lonely and sad. Isn’t it obvious to you people? I am Columbine and Waco waiting to happen. Ease my pain.

Hey! How’s your ass today? heh

Actually, Maz, since we’re not, in fact, Jesus, I don’t really think it’s cool to say what he wants and what he doesn’t want (besides, history is pretty evident in the fact that we have some effed up interpretations of his will). Besides…I’m not offended by swearing. Therefore, since Jesus likes me – no, wait, LOVES me – and I like to swear, by your logic Jesus would approve of swearing.

I agree with Mpls Simpleton – the “Mazz” in this discussion is not our very own Maz/Maza. While I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with a single thing Maz (or, for that matter, Mazz/Mazzz) has said, I think it’s totally uncool to try to pass yourself off as someone else. Believe me, Maz doesn’t need your help to look bad.

As for the sewer discussion – how long until this guy sues? Seriously – the possible diseases he’s acquired, the emotional harm waiting for the test results on the possible diseases he’s acquired…

I think we can all agree that Jesus Was Way Cool.

As for the sewer discussion – how long until this guy sues? Seriously – the possible diseases he’s acquired, the emotional harm waiting for the test results on the possible diseases he’s acquired…

The main diseases he should be concerned about would be hep C and TB. And if the city didn’t offer him vaccination for those before letting him do sewer work, maybe he SHOULD sue the city.