Secrets of the City

So, does that make her a member of the “Mile High Club” or not?

Here’s the PP story.

but seriously, why didn’t she say anything as soon as he started spooning her? and then when he started feeling her up … I mean .. uh?

So, you’re saying there was a snake on the plane?

Did he at least have the decency to buy her an airline meal first?

Margaret’s first post!

Someone needed to post this is all I’m sayin’.

If you fly at all, imagine how strange it sounds that she’s sleeping, spread out and down in an aisle seat, and this guy slips quietly and easily past her, without waking her, into the middle seat, and then, at the end, stands up at that middle seat and simply walks out past her again.

No way. Not even close to enough room for that to happen.

And she never gets up and screams and whacks him while he’s “spooning” her. It’s only after he’s away and she notices something wet that she says anything.

Sorry, but I’m calling hoax.
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Mr. Gonzalez was just doing his job…handling cargo on the redeye.

wowzers

That’s enough, Geoff.

Who is this margaret? All I see on her webpage is a picture in a mirror with boobies all over the place.

PS- “We love to fly and it shows”

Whatevs, Ms. On The Sexes.

Ms. In The Butt Sexes

I’ll have you know that my column this week will be 100% metaphor and joke-free. A first, perhaps a last.

there were jokes & metaphors in the previous ones?

I demand my next tab at Cosmos be comped.

you’d better brush up on your Hawaiian-speak.

and besides, didn’t I offer that like 2 years ago?

Yeah, I don’t know what I was thinking. Like I’ve paid for dinner at Cosmos in the last two years.

I thought you were comped everywhere, anyhow. Enough of this, we’ve gotten off topic…we need more people to weigh in on the topic of this thread.

grote, wear a name tag so I know who to butterup the next time I’m at cosmos.

Speaking of buttering up, did the Gonz already have a handfull or did he pull it? The story isn’t specific enough. MORE SPECIFIC.

This is what happens when you ban smoking on airplanes.

“This is what happens when you ban smoking on airplanes…”

Heh!

you won’t find me in cosmos…just my expense account.

There sure seems to be a lot of baby batter chatter on here lately.

I hope to God they remove that semen-encrusted seat and burn it. Or at least reupholster it. There isn’t enough spot remover or nonoxynol-9 in the world to make me want to sit in that row ever again.

I wish I could take pictures like that Margaret does. I especially like the one of her in the bathtub. Not so much because she’s in the bath tub but because it’s a really relaxing picture.

Margaret was published recently on FlakPhoto which puts her in pretty esteemed company as far as Twin Cities photographers go. As far as that goes, her shot was the one that got me to submit my work there. She and Ingrid are both pretty solid shooters. I expect to see Ingrid on some Bravo fashion reality show any day now.

Yeah, but Flak also accepts contributions from Taylor, so how cool can it be?

(Kidding!)

Wow. I assumed bud jr was more white collar than this. Who knew?

Taylor is so flaking hot.

I love how everyone blames the woman. It’s her fault! She didn’t stop him from spooning her!! She was asking for it!

Whatever…go watch The Accused again.

Oh, lighten up.

Never saw The Accused.

Ok, fine. I agree. She should have totally been like, “Excuse me? Do I know you?”

Hey Zenrhino –

I don’t know if I’m the same Ingrid you are talking about…but where did you see my photographs? If it is me you are talking about then thanks!

The following pervy joke is direct from Disneyland Resort in Anaheim: The seat backs and trays on that plane were not the only things in the upright position.

Careful, Jason, the Magic Kingdom monitors outgoing email!

Maybe NASA should, too.