Yes! The Prophecy Club is Coming!!!

17 Reader Comments

Oh please no.

I’ve been saying this would happen for years, but nobody ever listens.

The only prophet I listen to is Omaha’s own Dr. Mysterian, who is reputed to be me.

I went to a The Prophecy Club thing in 1997. They were right on point. Probebly couldn’t tell you any thing you can’t see for yourself now though.

I mean, Al Gore allready showed the computer mods of global ocean rise / coastal floods a year ago. Shit is all fleshed out.

Anyway, I PREDICT SATUDAY IS A GREAT DAY TO GO TO ART SHANTY PROJECTS ON MEDICINE LAKE!

Do it. DO IT.

I thought Jack & Rexella were the gold standard for prophecies.

I just knew Alexis coming back to MNspeak was a sign of the End of Days.

Holy shit Alexis is back!

I prophetize that bud and mazasapa get mustache rides.

I predict the Winter Carnival medallion will be found in Battle Creek Park.

Ah fuck, what clue are we on???

The clue that proves me wrong, apparently. Clue 5.

Clue 5 won’t actually be posted until after midnight. It’s on the discussion boards, though. They sell papers at the Pioneer Press sometime after 11:00.

In case you missed it, this is the 2nd hunt this year. It was found on the 3rd clue the first time around, so they’re doing another one.

Central Park in Roseville is currently the favorite.

Como park

Pillsbury Doughboy (Rolfe) Jan 28 2007
10:33 am

Como! Ha. That gave me a good laugh, thanks.
Cooler Heads prevail!

Hey, medallion hunters, you can always dig up Mayor Chris Coleman’s front yard. It’s not that far from Cherokee Park, where the medallion hunters demolished the brand-new tennis courts years ago.
Or is Coleman’s yard where the EPA’s new hire, ex-Mayor Randy Kelly, is burying the radioactive waste?

I’ve got a medallion…right here!

Alexis does NOT have a mustache.