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Sick of winter much? Can you bear another cold day of having to bulk up? Me either! That's why I'm checking out for Mexico, yo. Feast your eyes on this: the adorable, but nonetheless scanty, romper I procured for the occasion (as modeled by the much thinner-than-me office floor).
The romper is by Michele Henry, originator of House of Henry line (check the website if you care to see the above on an actual person). Here's another of her warm-weather rompers, which is made from the same stretch cotton and modeled by a lovely size-eight dress form.
I'll mark my return in early March with coverage of three local fashion shows:
MARCH 8: A TWOFER
Methinks it's marginally interesting that the all-new
Envision fashion show, which promises to parade looks from the Cliché and Local
Motion boutiques across the IDS Center's fiftieth floor, is going head to head
with the stalwart DIVA MN show. Among the DIVA designers, by the
way, will be Ms. Henry, mastermind of the rompers above.
MARCH 9: BREAK-THE-BANK BEAUTIES
The brand-new "Runway Luxury" show will feature unattainable
clothes by Monique Lhuillier (whose only local connection, really, is that she
keeps an Edina
boutique) and Joynoëlle (a certified Twin Citian) at the soon-to-open Ivy boutique
hotel.
In the meanwhile, stay reasonably warm, will you?
When was the last time you entered a Wilson's? For me, it's been a while. But the trip that's forever etched in my memory goes all the way back to junior high. My sister had just scored a cool Michael Jackson Thriller-style red windbreaker. Not wanting to be outdone, I commenced to scour the shopping mall for my own status jacket. Eventually I settled on a black suede bomber from Wilson's that had a lil' feminine flourish: a tiny puff at each shoulder (the closest approximation of a Juliet sleeve that can be done in buckskin, mind you). All that remained was begging poor mom to shell for the modest pricetag, which she happily did. "You'll have this coat for a long while," is what she said, the foolish thing.
Of course, subsequent visits to the store, years and years later, proved disappointing. But rather than trash this local "heritage" retailer (the Strib sez it's been around since 1899), I'll merely point out that it failed to fulfill our expectations for such businesses. Consider the example of, say, Duluth Pack, another centenarian company (sine 1882) that, rather than get greedy and try to mass-market its products, concentrated on steadily crafting their simple, quality line of luggage, sacks, and bags--all of which are united by a singular rough-hewn aesthetic. Meanwhile, Wilson's knocked off every which department-store trend in leather coats and accessories. Plus, I noticed they use really shitty buttons. "Disposable" is how I later came to regard my sole Wilson's possession, and I don't suppose that's an enviable position for a leather jacket.
It's not surprising, then, that the business is starting to tank. Still, it's always a shame when jobs are lost--especially Minnesota jobs!
Unbeknownst to most folks, there was a public preview of the Voltage '08 fashions at last night's 10,000 Arts Party. Mostly I spent the evening being a bugaboo to the models backstage. (Don't they look irritated?) But I also managed to take these snapshots of the looks:
My favorite dress of the night was this casual number (above) by Annie Larsen. This piece is very youthful, which is in accordance with Larsen's previous work. However, what truly captured my heart was the defined waistline. And that's no belt, my dears. It's stitched right into the dress. This, I think, makes it friendlier for wearers who are getting up there in years ...
The above dress is by Amanda Christine, who seems to be gaining more and more momentum as well as a fan base. You can buy her clothes at Cliché, mind you.
This ensemble seemed fairly characteristic of designer Laura Fulk--what with the asymmetrical cuts and juxtaposition of fabrics. However, I found it to be much more feminine than her previous work, probably because of the transparent top and the fur shrug.
George Moskal is genius. It's as if he innately knows how to flatter the female form. Here's something I recently learned (through the grapevine) about him: His day job is designing Liz Lange maternity clothes for Target. Suddenly I see why the tent dresses jump to me from the clearance racks.
And finally, here's what's new from Katherine Gerdes, who is still up to her old tricks as far as draping goes. However, she's added a new twist, as you see here: hand dying the jersey fabrics.
p.s. I heart these looks from the latest Go International designer, Jovovich-Hawk. These will hit Target stores on March 2 or thereabouts.
1. d'Uh. I'm not even there.
2. By now, I've had my fill of black, gray, and wool--even though I am somewhat pleased by the, uh, "bold prints" that will purportedly appear on racks everywhere next fall. My original point being: right now I'm looking forward to spring, not fall.
(2.5 A parenthetic thought: In theory, graphic prints are fine. But have you noticed how revolting they are in the real world--on curvy, non-coat hanger bods?)
3. While we're on the topic of fall '08 top trends, let's talk shoulder pads. Don't get me wrong: linebackers are sexy 'n all (or so I hear). However, I, myself, do not care to emulate the look since, as I recall, shoulder pads make me feel fat.
(3.5. I'm too busy scrutinizing Hillary's wardrobe.)
4. Frankly, there's a strong current of maternity-esque
fashions (much of which look eerily similar to that shapeless
sheath Angelina Jolie recently wore; see the Halston
runway shots for examples). I must admit: for whatever reason (biological clock?), I’m drawn to
such free-flowing, waist-less frocks. But I--and other women like me--have taken some heat for dressing this way. Guys don’t much like it, you see. So,
I was hoping to avoid the look from hereon out. However, I do wonder if this means my beloved
babydoll will resurrect. Thank God for
5. Have you heard about the recession? I don't mean to be a downer; however, I do feel recession and fashion are strongly correlated. Personally, my consumer confidence is in nosedive. I'm terrified of finding more fleeting fashions at which to toss my dough. For example, I covet those adorable scrunchy boots (see Jill Stuart's collection), but how long can that last?
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