We can’t have nice things if we don’t take care of them, and it’s shocking—shocking!—that there are still tickets left to Thursday’s Amplitude where Chromeo, the top funksters in the game right now, will be doing a DJ set. (We actually had to double check to make sure it was a real event, it is.) Grab those tickets as fast as you can, it’s likely going to be one of the best, funkiest, sexiest dance parties of the year—and turn “Bedroom Calling (feat. The Dream)” all the way while you txt your friends to get them on board, too. Thursday, December 13th, 9 PM. $25.Paul Cajun

The Exchange & Alibi Lounge, 10 5th St #B100, MPLS; theexchangempls.com