Like all great and timeless sci-fi, John Carptenter’s They Live—a masterpiece about our secret alien overlords and their class warfare—is pretty much 95% accurate; it just happens to make that extra stretch about the alien overlords. (It would be 100% if we found out that presidential front-runners were in fact aliens, which wouldn’t be all that surprising, frankly.) And like all great and timeless sci-fi, it stars pro-wrestling legend Rowdy Roddy Piper in his prime, delivering such iconic lines as “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum” while wasting weird looking aliens and taking part in one of the longest and most enjoyable fight scenes in all cinema. 7 & 9 PM. $8. —Curt Stanski

Trylon Microcinema, 3258 Minnehaha Ave, MPLS; take-up.org