The organizers of the Big Northeast Bar Crawl aren’t kidding about the “big” part—they’ve got 14 bars on the itinerary. Even if you’re only grabbing one beer at each bar, you’re going to be toasty enough to need a ride, which is why they’ve got party buses running from location to location. But let’s be real, you’re probably going to have more than one beer since many of the places are doing a $3 drafts, Vegas Lounge doing 2-4-1s between 8-9 PM, a free drink at Suzi’s at check-in . . . come on. Good luck. Saturday, 5 PM. $15 advance.Johnny Cairo

Psycho Suzi’s, 1900 Marshall St NE, MPLS;