This Sunday marks the second Golden Probes Awards—an awards show that ‘honors’ the egregious deeds committed by the plentiful stock of sexist warts currently in office. Hosted by Lady Parts Justice, which advocates for reproductive rights, 2016’s show bestowed such accolades as ‘Best Adaptation of Reality’ and ’Best Acting Like You Care about Women in a Non-Supportive Role.’ Unfortunately, the past two years have produced more than enough material to demand a second show. While you can view the Probes Awards remotely (digital viewing kits are available), our local Lady Parts Justice chapter has planned a red carpet event to raise awareness and funds. Head to the Bird for a silent auction, dancing, and live viewing of the 2018 show, hosted by Margaret Cho. Sunday, October 28, 5:30-9 PM. $40.Grizzly Wattenmurder

Bird, 1612 Harmon Place, MPLS;