“I order the club sandwich all the time. And I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it.” “I can’t tell you what hotel I’m saying at, but there are two trees involved.” “I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” Before legendary MPLS comedian Mitch Hedberg‘s untimely demise, he wrote and directed a movie that stars himself, and incredibly Dave Attell, Todd Barry, and WTF’s Marc Maron. Sound Unseen and Stand Up! Records have partnered up to present the rare film as a part of the BLB’s Movie Mondays, and as you can imagine hometown people are pumped for it—tonight’s early show is already sold out. 10 PM. $18, $15 advance. —Mary Brosher

Bryant Lake Theater, 810 W Lake St, MPLS; bryantlakebowl.com