Doh! Sold out! What do you get after combing through hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of old obscure VHS tapes? Cinematic magic! Joe Pickett from The Onion and Nick Prueher of The Colbert Report bring their wacky Found Footage Festival full of clips from back to The Heights with a live guided tour through their latest VHS finds, including the bizarre karaoke videos, home movies from a Canadian hose factory, even the 1988 Miss Junior America Wisconsin pageant. Tuesday-Wednesday, December 3-4th, 7:30 PM. $14.Curt Stanski

Heights Theater, 3951 Central Ave NE, Columbia Heights