What two kinds of people ask “Are you ready to rock ‘n’ roll?” Rock stars and dads picking up their kids. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. Can I call you later? Don’t call me later, call me Dad. Ahhhhh, yes. The dad joke. If that’s the silly type of humor you miss from your own old man—or maybe you’re the old man now, dawg—grab a seat at Strike Theater’s Ultimate Dad Joke Competition. Or even better, sign up with you best cringe-worthy material and see if you can make it to the finals. Friday, February 1st, 7:30 PM. $10.Peter Armenian

Strike Theater, 824 18th Ave NE, MPLS; strike.theater