Bauhaus, always reliable for a cheeky twist on Hallmark holidays, is once again drumming up St. Patrick’s revelry of their own with their annual Swayze-fest, where the day’s drinking is zero shades of green (unless you smuggled in a matcha latte from Spyhouse) and serenaded by Swayze hits splashed on the big screen. Pair a pint of newly-returned Shortpants shandy with a brat from Gerhard’s and settle in for a day of Swayze’s most iconic roles. Alchemist Printing is on standby with commemorative Swayze t-shirts. Saturday, March 16th, Noon-11 PM. Free.Isabelle Wattenberg

Bauhaus Brew Labs, 1315 Tyler St NE, MPLS;