“Kiss me, I’m Irish!” If the St. Patrick’s day amateur hour happening at the bars and block parties all weekend for drives you into a murderous rage, here’s an excellent outlet for your bloodthirsty fantasies that still includes holiday-themed drinks. The Parkway screens both the first Leprechaun—a classic horror flick with Jen Aniston in her first major role that spawned a pile of needless but wonderful follow-ups—and then immediately following Leprechaun II—a truly stinky sequel that’s nothing but pure schlocky fun (no spoilers, but the way Leppy gets around in the end of this one is one of the best worst things ever captured on cheap film). Saturday, March 16th, 6:30 doors, 7:30 film. $9 advance, $11 door. —Curt Stanski

Parkway Theater, 4814 Chicago Ave S, MPLS; theparkwaytheater.com