Help the Ladies of the Lakes—the wonderful local chapter of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence who mastermind the annual Hunky Jesus contest on Easter, one of the best events all year—celebrate the new members joining the ranks of their order of MN-based gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual and straight nuns who “supporting people’s natural right to live and love whomever they wish, in the way that is natural for them.” The LOLs! So great. The exequatur not only happens at Saloon on Saturday, but here’s a huge shout out to all the Sisters in face who have already kicked off their big weekend bouncing to different events around town who you will hopefully run into at some point. Saturday, May 18th, 5 PM. $15.Hitara

The Saloon, 830 Hennepin Ave, MPLS;