It’s the birthday of local MC and all around hip hop hustler Christopher Michael Jensen aka CM Cool J and to celebrate, Jensen’s throwing a party for all of you! Well, and himself, sine he’s got the one and only fire spitter Carnage the Executioner on the lineup, as well as trio Sit n Listen and of course a bevy of special guests. We’re also pretty excited for the appearance of Lil Momma Cakes to  feed our need for sweets. Jensen, btw, just released a new video for his single “Move Like Ants” that you should check out before the show. 9 PM. $7. —Paul Cajun

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