We honestly tried to get this whole write-up to be a bunch of long acronyms, but we just do not have the acronym or creative S.K.I.L.L.S. to pull it off. However, at tonight’s Acronym Battle from Modern Antics, contestants—which could include you!—excel at taking letters and coming up with their full word collections on the spot. A panel of judges decide the best words and an Acronym Champion will be crowned. 7 PM. $6. —Martin Ritz

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