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Twincy Cheat Sheet: Drink It Up!

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It’s almost impossible to keep up with the arts and the culture and the entertainment and food and drink and the people and the places here in MPLS + STPL, so we’ve put together this list of stuff that we’re using as talking points this week and sharing them with you to pretend like they’re you’re own.

Who: 89.9 KMOJ’s Walter Q-Bear Banks

Any fans of The People’s Station—perennial reminder of how good KMOJ is on Saturday afternoons—know host Q-Bear, who has sadly come down with some serious health issues. And is the new norm for our healthcare system, he needs help with his medical bills. Luckily his fans, including us, are rallying around him with a GoFundMe page.

Where: Not the Target Center

We’re kicking ourselves for not going down to the Target Center and asking Lil’ Wayne fans if they honestly believed he was going to show up to the show. Security was telling fans as they entered that Weezy was having plane trouble and wouldn’t make it to his make-up show. Here’s hoping he books another Twincy appearance that he doesn’t make.

When: Tonight! 7 PM!

Rain Taxi hosts another big reading, this time with Red Pine aka Bill Porter. “One of our era’s greatest translators of ancient Chinese poetry and sutras” will be at Plymouth Congregational Church to talk about his book Finding Them Gone: Visiting China’s Poets of the Past. Also keep an eye out for Rain Taxi’s upcoming Somalis in the Twin Cities event that discusses immigration and politics in our dark times.

What: The Drink

Ok, we got a sample of The Drink glacial water sent to us and thought it was kind of a joke at first. It’s basically pure water from an aquifer below the Schmidt Brewery that’s been rebranded since being acquired by Urban Organics, the up-and-coming hydroponics farm in St. Easy. Re-branded water? But after taking our free gigantic jug of water to a party this weekend, we’re on board. First, it’s $1 a gallon. Second, everybody (mostly skeptical) agreed that it’s pretty good novelty water. You can try it at Historic Well House, 888 West Seventh St, which is open 24 hrs a day. Are we going to drive over there to get all our water? Probably not. But if you’re really into water, definitely check it out.

Why (Not): Lineup Announcements

How can you distinguish your block party or festival from the glut of other summer events? Play up the lineup announcement. We know about the regular on-air reveals from The Current (for Rock the Garden) and Cities97 (for the Basilica Block Party), but the newest announcement happens at April 15th at Mall of America when Sue McLean Associates announces the 25th Anniversary of Music at the Zoo with a concert from Eric Hutchinson. Maybe it’s time for a Secrets Fest and a week of performances to reveal the fest?


Field Report: Wednesday Wings Night at UniDeli

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Most of the time when we go out it’s nothing too crazy—maybe we’re too jaded? But whenever something out there really wows us, we of course have to share with you. 

We’re not sure that UniDeli is much of a secret foodie hot spot anymore—we clearly could identify a family that was eating there last night because of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives—but it’s still a go-to for its ramen and more. That more, btw, is often the Korean wings, but the small deli now does different types of wings on Wednesdays, too. Last night was wings covered in a thick and subtly spicy green curry paste, and God Damn! They were fantastic! Pencil in a visit for an upcoming hump day wing day.


Burger Hunter: Icehouse

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Week after week, Mike S. impresses us with the depth and breadth of his burger knowledge. Staff and readers love him so much we added him to our header today! Check out all The Burger Hunter’s meaty exploits at the #GreatAmericanBurgerHunter tag on Instagram.

How does one even begin to understand the amount of good food up and down Eat Street. Nicollet Ave needs a documentary. If only Twincy had a few creatives . . . We are heading to chill out at the Icehouse. No silly, you don’t need your coats or skates, just your appetite to go to crush-town. The Icehouse Burger is for bon vivants and those looking for the finer things. Now there’s some pretty fancy upgrades that can be done to this burger that include adding foie gras and a truffled bordelaise. I didn’t go there but will be doing that soon. Instead, I went standard issue. The meat is a grind of sirloin, brisket, and chuck. Strong start. Seasoned up with shallots and thyme. Gives it a more earthy flavor profile. Almost meatloafy . . . Bun is described as an “everything bun.” And folks it’s that. More seeds and what have you than in a hippies corduroy pants pocket. Works fab with the meat. Baked in house fresh daily. The burger is topped with a French cows milk cheese known as delice. Kinda bitter and tangy but soft and creamy. Works nicely with the caramelized onions. Foodspo bro. I go hard, cuz. Lettuce is crisp and keeps things in place. Flavor is full-bodied and deep. Juicy and cooked to perfection. I had a challenge dialing in on some of the flavors here cause there’s some seasonings that make you pause, in a good way. Thyming is everything and can throw a guy off. You understand, right? Well, go find out for yourself and bring the relatives cause this place is fun!

Scorecard:   Flavor: 9.1   Presentation: 9   Originality: 9

Icehouse, 2528 Nicollet Ave S, MPLS; icehousempls.com


Price Points: Good + Boujee

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The very first publications were basically just lists of prices for the necessities you would buy throughout a market; that’s what we’ve got here, some of the costs throughout MPLS + STPL. If we had the time, we’d include this in every newsletter! All costs are in American dollars.

Tullibee at the Hewing Hotel
Lefse $14
Fingerlime, radish, rabbit belly
Wild Acres Duck $30
Sauce of grilled bones, walnut, beet

Bellecour
Bouillabaisse $28
Sea bass, mussels, clams, baguette, rouille
Cauliflower Roti $17
Capers, brown butter, raisins, madras curry, lemon
Escargots en Croute $14
Burgundy snails, garlic & parlsey butter, puff pastry

Can Can Wonderland
Mini-golf round $12
Old Fashioned Mastadon $11
Indeed Stir Crazy $5

VANS Warped Tour
Canterbury Park, July 23rd $38

Sublime with Rome
First Avenue, July 19th $35


Quick Q+A: Chris Besinger + STNNNG

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It’s, well, stunning that local artful noise rock outfit STNNNG, favorites of many MPLS + STPL music makers, have been making music as original and powerful as they have, for as long as they have, and as they continue to do—STNNNG’s loud poetic journey continues this Spring with a brand new album, Veterans of Pleasure, which arrives on March 31st.

Before the record’s debut and their sure-to-be wild release show at the Entry on April 14th with Gay Witch Abortion, we checked in with frontman Chris Besinger on the current state of STNNNG, recording with audio legend Steve Albini, their songwriting, and the look of the new record.

Secrets of the City: It’s often impossible to schedule a coffee meeting with just one person, much less five dudes that have been together long enough to do five full length albums. How does STNNNG manage to get together? Project management software? The draw of alcohol?

Chris Besinger: And when you add in other band demands, families, kids, dogs, etc., it can be a struggle. Unless we give ourselves a firm deadline we’d never get anything done. In this case we made a decision write a bunch of songs for a record, booked the studio time and made sure we were basically ready when the dates rolled around. Booze helps.

Why go back to working with quasi-underground recording celebrity Steve Albini? Did you owe him money because he’s a card shark?

I can’t remember if he was playing online poker between all the takes this time or last time, I think that was last time. Steve is very easy to work with, he’s smart, he’s fast, when you say “I want this vocal to sound like this one Ken Nordine record” he not only knows what you are talking about he has the microphone. It seems like people have a lot invested needing him to be an asshole or a larger than life figure or something, he’s basically just about the most mellow person I know. Of course, if you ask for his opinion his going to give it to you, whether you like it or not.

The new album has that mix of classic-intense-energetic-STNNNG on tracks like “King Vulture” and classic-lost-in-the-swelling-ocean-of-sound STNNNG on tracks like “That Other Place”, which is awesome. Do you think STNNNG has a characteristic sound? Is it something the band goes for or avoids or neither?

The best songs just feel right when we are writing them. Sometimes when we are writing the songs an idea will bubble up and someone will say “Naw, that’s too obvious, too much like something we’d do” and other times we will be working on something and it’ll be, “this doesn’t sound like us”. We are just trying to please ourselves and I’m sure we have a signature sound, but I don’t know if I can really identify it, I’m too much in the center of the hurricane to notice. Everyone in the band has their own thing, their own ideas, what they want to add to a tune, so hopefully our sound as it were is all of our voices speaking in unison. Or a less bullshit answer might be, now we just try to write stuff that isn’t super hard to play live.

I remember seeing STNNNG play at MCAD several years ago and thinking “these guys should only play places like student lounges, beaches, prisons, etc., because they’re too good and original for just the same old bars”. Do you think your music is more suited for any types of venues or are you still happy to play shows at the Entry because the sound is really good and they have those big beers and you get a crossover wristband?

The Entry is awesome to play because it is the place to see a band as an audience member, best sound, best lines of sight, best vibe. I enjoy playing the weirder, not exactly-venues-venues as well, they can be a ton of fun and I like to be able to really connect with the audience, physically, psychically. No matter the location I do my best to get our point across. I don’t know if we could deal with a prison, I’d probably get killed. My wife is constantly annoyed, worried, rolling-her-eyes at my onstage behavior. “I hope I have our medical insurance card on me” is her oft repeated line when I try to balance on something high up or aggravate some teenage girls or some other similarly life-threatening act.

And the crossover wristband is not to underrated, I saw Erykah Badu in the Mainroom once!

Is this cover art, the painting “Bacchanalia” by Reynier Llanes, the best album art of the year of any band? It’s just magnificent.

It isn’t just the best album cover of the year, it is the best album cover ever. People should stop making album covers because we just perfected it.